Troubles Melt Like Lemon Drops

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING

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pattilupwned:

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Chocolate Roulade [X]

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rainbowballz:

My brother just brought me a poem he’s writing for English class.

Here it is:

Wouldn’t it be cool to be an octopus?

No job, no taxes, no awkward holiday visits with overweight in-laws.

Nothing but you, the sea, and all the eight-legged shenanigans you can cook up.

Oh, and sharks. You’ll have to watch out for those.

Eels too. 

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ordinary-radical:

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN !!!!!

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toinfinity-andbeyond17:

The love of my life and daddy to our twins - @DavidBurtka - was born today. I am very glad he was.

They’re amazing

So adorable I can’t even handle it

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moun-tains:

omg she recognizes me on video chat

This is so cute!

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funniest10k:

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

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disneytunes:

“Why Should I Worry?” by Billy Joel from the “Oliver & Company” OST

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iremain:

This is what i have a hard time explaining to peolple. Thank you shirtless man:)

This is exactly it. 

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